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JUST ADDED: DJ Pee Play (Honey Soundsystem) - playing a 2 hour set!
Comfort & Joy is proud to present a special performance by the
legendary vaudevillian duo “The
Wet Spots” – as seen at Kinky Salon – and famous for asking… “Do
You Take It…?” this Friday, July 23rd at Ultra TOUCH. This
internationally acclaimed cabaret duo (husband & wife duo Cass King
and John Woods) are bold & bawdy: Think sex club by way of Monty
Python.
Despite (or rather, because of) their adult subject matter, this genre-busting act appeals to sophisticated adult audiences with a lively blend of original songs, audience interaction, spankings and singalongs. At Comfort & Joy’s “Ultra Touch” this Friday, The Wet Spots will draw you into a world where the libido is celebrated and satirized.
VIDEO: "The Wet Spots" - as seen at Kinky Salon - are famous for asking... "Do You Take It...?"
::
HOSTED by Seattle's legendary ULTRA:: (Polyester Liberation
Organization)
Ultra has bewitched, bothered, and bewildered
people since he was born through his boundary-dissolving sense of
fashion & style. The founder of the Polyester Liberation
Organization became legendary in the 1990s as the producer/choreographer
of high concept fashion performances with dozens of cast members
celebrating diverse forms of beauty at raves, nightclubs and theaters on
both coasts.
ULTRA TOUCH also features....Pleasurebot Performances by Urethra Franklin, Veda de Voe, Starlight Jones & His Noble Negress Artist Malcolm Drake (as seen in Comfort & Joy's pride week's groundbreaking Aliens Cut My Hair storefront theater project)
...with dancefloor curated by... DJs
BUS STATION JOHN (Tubesteak) // StuDlyCaPs (Afterglow) // Pee Play (Honey Soundsystem)
::
OUR VENUE has over 2500 square feet of luxurious, colorful and clean,
comfortable themed environments and saucy playspaces. Our intimate
dancefloor comes complete with a brass dance pole, cabaret stage,
top-shelf sound system, beautiful plant-filled outdoor patio, multiple
private lounges and plenty of space to circulate, flirt & enjoy.
BRING
your own buzz: Our fabulously decadent TIKI BAR offers juice, water
& Taylor's Tonics ONLY. We do not serve alcohol at this private event.
8-10:30pm - Ultra Touch Costume
Workshop - Get ready for Burning Man's demanding fashion environment at
this fun skillshare! Choose between several group activities focused
on simple + sexy projects like accessorizing your jockstrap &
amplifying your look with fake fur trim... or get an individual consult
on your project inspiration & challenges one of Comfort &
Joy's floater sewing stylists.
9pm - Ultra Touch Tiki Juice Bar
opens
10-11pm - Health Friction Mutual Masturbation Playshop
11pm: DJ Bus Station John (on the dancefloor)
12:30pm: Ultra presents "The Wet Spots"
1am: DJ StuDlyCaPs (as heard at Afterglow)
2-4am: DJ Pee Play (Honey Soundsytem)
When & Where
PRIVATE: RSVP Closed
Mission District San Frandisco,
CALIFORNIA 94110
Friday, July 23, 2010 at 8:00 PM - Saturday, July 24, 2010 at 4:00 AM (PT)
